Millennium U. Courses:
Grayscale and Truth
Color is all lies. Fine artists tell you how to use black and white
and feel good about yourself.
Design Your Own Stamps
Taught by artists working with the teachers of the Return to Sender
class. Fast, accurate, and designed to save money, postage art is
the one art form that will survive into the next millennium. Make
Living Beyond Your Life Time
Millennium doctors share the secrets of the ancients including
hibernation techniques, salves and ointments, and how to you swabs
to live longer and healthier.
Your Web Funeral
Made popular by such visionaries as Timothy Leary, this hands-on
class shows you how to carry your spirit into the future by perpetual
Web site development. Automation is eternal.
Telepathic Communication with Appliances
Talk to your household appliances to get the most out of them.
They were designed to be in your everyday experience, why not take
it for granted? Bring a toaster.
Feng Shui for the Bathroom
Orient yourself where it counts.
Why People Smell Funny
Never wonder again how someone could be giving off that odor that
smells like fiberglass and lemon juice. Experts take you through
the world of funny smells and show you things about your classmates.
Vision Problems at Work: Why You Can't See Yourself There
For the first time optometrists and psychologists team up to make
you see what they mean when they say "Work is just a sight
for sore eyes". A brief explanation and demonstration of "blind-siding"
is offered as well.
Mistaken Identity: It's not What You Think
The plague of the next millennium will be mistaken identity. Learn
how to prevent your identity from taking on unwanted characteristics,
how to keep your face and your picture in sync, and how to number
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