Millennium U. Courses:
How to Sue Yourself
A fast track class on how to keep your money and learn the legal
profession's secrets at the same time.
How to Deface Money
Which pen do you use? What catches people's eyes? What color? How
do I draw a mustache? What does the phrase "E pluribus Unum''
really mean when you cross out the pluribus? Field trip to railroad
Adult Businesses for Children
Put the kids to work and don't look back.
Get Rich in Your Car
A special class designed in and for Los Angeles. Learn when to
show your cell phone, when to run out of gas and when to fix a flat
tire and make a profit. This class is certified by Traffic School
instructors to not only make it possible to get points easily off
your record but make money doing it. You'll need extra room so get
a big car; an SUV (Sure Unlimited Volume) is preferred.
Zero: You Gotta Have It
Learn about nothing and how important it is to figure it into the
Become an Invention
Never mind being an inventor take the next step!
Stock Market Schmock Market
Find out what every savvy broker knows the stock market isn't
about stocks and it really isn't a market!
Return to Sender: How to Make Postal Cash
Ever wonder what happens when you mail yourself something? This
class is taught by armed and dangerous former employees of the postal
service. Don't be late!
No Experience Necessary: How to Succeed Without Knowing Anything
Team-taught by the pros this classes hooks you up with the
rich and the ignorant and your already half-way there so why
not go all the way? Don't bring anything to class but your stupid
Privacy Shimvacy: How to Get the Dirt You Need
Taught by the same group that does the stock market class, this
class shows you how to "look-on with your neighbor" and
make it pay. Be prepared to sit close to your classmates and exchange
Mastering the 2-For: How to Get Twice as Much
Required if you want to have anything left after taxes. The future
is plural, get used to it.
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