Millennium U. Courses:
Getting Away with Murder: Secrets of the Stars
From Fatty Arbuckle to O.J. Simpson (although he really wasn't
a star) they have been staying out of the electric chair for years
in Hollywood. Find out how!
Make Your Own Laws and Enforce Them
The anarchists never got this far! Now you can by just signing
up for this rigorous class that make it fun and easy to set your
own agenda and not by penalized for it.
How to Create a Personal TV Network
Why wait for a job in media when you can be the boss? This class
will prepare you for the ups and downs of network moguling. The
future is in communications so why not own one?
Ventriloquism and the Internet
Sounds ridiculous right? Well listen again if you can throw-your-voice
on the Internet without moving your lips you can land a man on the
moon. Virtual dummies, glass of water, and the smell of flannel.
Think radio is dead? Well think again and again. Radio is radio
and it will never go away. Radio is where we came from and where
we go when we die. Radio is so powerful that not even Hitler could
control it and darned if he and Roosevelt didn't try. Fireside chat
is the way of the future, always was.
What happens when you put two sitcoms together? What happens when
advertising becomes a show? When is news completely fake? Why is
a thirty minute show only twenty minutes? What happened to the ten
second spot? Infomercial? Edutainment? It's all in the class. Bring
The Millennium: Reporting from the Gold Mine
Howell Norfolk teaches you why you never thought of a whole lot
of things and why you never will. Be prepared to think and then
Flypaper: The Next Internet Metaphor
Sick of information highways? Tired of push-technology? Had it
with channels? This class brings you face to face with interface
and why it has to always change (take a look at your own face
see what I mean?). If it goes global it better buzz and stick.
Become a Global Visionary
They have to have the big picture so why not be the one to
give to them? After all it always changes and you can be the one
to tell them so. Bring a basketball and newspaper and the class
will make its own glue at the end of the class we will compare
and contrast globes.
Toxic Motivators and How to Use Them
In a world of plastics you are the boss so you might as well smell
Talk to Larry King Anytime You Want
This is the most popular media class so enrollment is limited.
Learn how to be ready for King when he calls and how to perform
up to his standards. Do not wear suspenders.
How to Get Billy Bob Thorton Into Your Movie
This class teaches you the secret of character actors and why it
is important to have them in your movies, especially Thorton.
Your Career in Downloading
Now you can make big bucks just getting things off the Internet
and reselling them. Hard drive required.
Steal This Web Site
Think everything on the Web is free? Well your right! Learn from
the pros how they applied Abby Hoffman's ideas to the twenty-first
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